To Google oneself, or engage in other acts of internet self-discovery.
"I can't believe he admitted that he borkinned himself."
by Rembrandt Ferguson April 29, 2006
the brand name of computers that Chuck Norris and God use.
Holy crap Ted, my mom got me a Borkins computer for Christmas! It's the shiz - I'm gonna cum in my pants!
by Allah babba December 30, 2010