To Google oneself, or engage in other acts of internet self-discovery.
"I can't believe he admitted that he borkinned himself."
by Rembrandt Ferguson April 29, 2006
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the brand name of computers that Chuck Norris and God use.
Holy crap Ted, my mom got me a Borkins computer for Christmas! It's the shiz - I'm gonna cum in my pants!
by Allah babba December 30, 2011
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1) When the girl is so wet that the thrusting impact is so hard that the copulation can only be described as an orgasmic mixture of slammin uglies.
2) Slamming that piece of ass so hard that it causes queef sounds loud enough to be heard from a city block away.
3) Gettin boned like a skeleton
Did you see John? He was totally slam borkin Sally last night!
by aspen4life November 9, 2011
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A Scandinavian absolutely thicc bitch who makes sloppy top neat. I swear she gives head like a surgeon, she knows the male g spot. Look up on pornhub or borkinchorkin.edu for this absolutely chunky vacant muff.
Hunrik: did somebody order a pizza?
Borkin Chorkin: I ordered cock
by DingusDan1028 May 5, 2019
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