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Bonestalk
When lying on your back having such a massive erection it’s comparable to the beanstalk from the fairytale Jack & the beanstalk
Whilst watching Matty’s mom exercise, Ad became turned on and his Bonestalk appeared embarrassingly whilst he was bench-pressing at the local gym
Bonestalk by TechNoNotice January 17, 2022
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borest • borester • boresting • to boresturbate • bores the knickers off me • bonestorm • borst • Brest • bresticals • bresticle
oribe boretto
this is a phrase used by mmiss olena rudenko the most sexy teacher available this was referred to yizus oribee
(if you dont help me publish dis shit u gay nigga)
(if you dont help me publish dis shit u gay nigga)
oribe boretto by realest nigga69420 November 12, 2019
crashing bores
bore is a singular noun for something that is boring, unexciting, and just plain yawn-inducing
and crashing gives a kind of exageration to the word bore, in this case.
so it means like an idiot a really boring person, which one have nothing to say. Non contribution to the world
and crashing gives a kind of exageration to the word bore, in this case.
so it means like an idiot a really boring person, which one have nothing to say. Non contribution to the world
the world is full of crashing bores - MORRISSEY
the world ... is design for crashing bores, and I must be one cause no one ever turns to me to say: take me in your arms and love me love me .....
great song, you should listen it. NOW!
the world ... is design for crashing bores, and I must be one cause no one ever turns to me to say: take me in your arms and love me love me .....
great song, you should listen it. NOW!
crashing bores by klangwiedergabe November 17, 2009
Alex Borstein
A plump little woman who used to be on MADtv and now writes/produces for the FOX cartoon Family Guy. She's got some big fucking tits, too.
Alex Borstein by theicemanwillcometh January 14, 2009
boxrest
boxrest by NotLondon1 October 18, 2021
tropical bonestorm
a boitsterous sexual act lasting for an extended period. refers to the sexual connotation of being "wet."
tropical bonestorm by MadCat11 May 8, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026