bogridden

Middle English bogreden, from Old English bogrida : bog, TOILET; see LOO + rida, RIDER (from rdan, TO RIDE; see RIDE).

confined to the toilet because of diarrhea, esp for a long or indefinite period

(yells out the shithouse window) "I hear the door bell, but I'm BOGRIDDEN. Come back in a few hours."

bogridden by Oliver Pantsoff July 1, 2010

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bedridden

Confined to bed because of illness or infirmity

Paris can't go out with us because she's bedridden.

bedridden by Brgr July 9, 2009

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bogridden • bedridden • beridden • bogrider

bogrider

used when describing a male who has tried to shag a toilet

did ya see that kevy bogrider there now

bogrider by pete99 August 8, 2010

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beridden

When you are sleeping with a partner or friend and you are robbed of all the blankets/ covers, left stranded and shivering.

“Why are you grumpy this morning?”
“Because every time I woke up I was beridden!!”
“ So sorry, you must have been rather cold”

beridden by Polliipocket May 13, 2024

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beridden

To be robbed of the blankets/ covers while lying in bed with someone. Specifically when they wrap themselves in the and you cannot get it back without reasonable force.

“Why are you so grumpy this morning babe?”
“ Because every time I woke up I was beridden!!”

beridden by Polliipocket May 13, 2024

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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