bloomer pudding 

An archaic Appalachian slang term for smegma--the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.

The stripper Paul hired left bloomer pudding smeared on the dance pole.

bloomer pudding by The Bastard February 20, 2004

bloomer pudding 

The result of a woman being caught unaware and unprepared for her menstral flow

"Can you believe Paul actually is turned on by bloomer pudding?"

"Stacy ordor was a result of bloomer pudding"

bloomer pudding by Dwayne Boyd September 6, 2005

bloomer puddin 

Sticky substance that oozes from one's vaginia after sex and collects in the crotch of her panties.

When she got home late last night, Sara's husband inspected her underwear for "bloomer puddin'".

bloomer puddin by Preston Travis Fitzgerald May 20, 2007