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People who experience a delayed heyday in their 20s and/or 30s, when they finally have the factors (social and/or job status, money, body, looks, etc.) to get laid and gain attraction/popularity among the opposite sex. These people were typically categorized as nerds/geeks back in high school.
He was such a dweeb in high school, but after graduating from Harvard and earning six figures in hedge fund, he's become a late bloomer.
by ke$ha_tiktok January 24, 2010
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a teenager of ages 16-18 who is still in the early phases of Puberty
Jimmy is such a Late Bloomer!!
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referred to someone who develops a skill later than usual. usually referred to a player who signs a contract in his early twenties in association football.
he is not playing that well in his teens', maybe he is a late bloomer.
by khurn October 12, 2012
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A guy who hits puberty between 19 and 22. Usually has about nine foreheads stacked on top of each other as the forehead keeps on getting bigger and bigger and bigger well into his twenties, sometimes thirties.
Dude, you hit puberty at 21? You were legally drunk with no hair on your balls that ought to be illegal. What a late bloomer this guy is, he's not even a nerd, he's a freak!
by Philadelphia Monopoly Fan August 09, 2016
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Has at least double the amount of foreheads of most people. May or may not wear coke bottle eyeglasses. Looks slightly extra terrestrial.
Dude you hit puberty at 40? I guess you weren't planning on having kids when you got married in your 20s. Aliens have to wait 20 years, that's a late bloomer.
by Philadelphia Monopoly Fan January 11, 2017
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