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to blog.
To meaninglessly spend a considerably large amount of time writing about the considerably large amount of other meaninglessly spent time on a web log.
Hey, check out my blog, I blogged about our trip today.
by Gunkglumb May 18, 2005
The word "blog" is literally shorthand for "boring;" a vulgar, overused word that strikes your ear with the dull thud of a cudgel to the soft spot of a child. It's an abbreviation used by journalism drop outs to give legitimacy to their shallow opinions and amateur photography that seems to be permanently stuck in first draft hell. Looking in the archives of the blogs, one would expect someone who has been at it for years to slowly hone their craft and improve their writing and photographs, since it's usually safe to assume that if someone does something long enough, he or she will eventually not suck at it. Even with lowered expectations, you'll get a shotgun blast of disappointment in your face.

Popular blogs include Xanga, LiveJournal, MySpace, etc.
by Nic, on behalf of Maddox February 14, 2006
A place for those of us (who have a too much free time) to post unnecessary information for others (who also have too much free time) to read. Some of us post relatively interesting information and the occasional joke... but, unfortunately, the vast majority post pure adulterated POO (pardon my "French"). These people give other bloggers a bad name... for everyone else that has a bad name, it's... pretty much their parents fault.
A) Dude! Did you see the awesome new blog by the_bad_turkey on www.livejournal.com?!

B) Dude... WHERE'S MY CAR?!
by Rustin Mobile November 15, 2005
n. (short for weblog) 1. summary of webmaster activities in the form of a journal, hosted on a website
2. short writings on the internet of poor quality
"Nobody gives a sweet Christ about your website, let alone your blog"
by IHS December 30, 2002
Yet another way to get a page up on the internet for free. People visit their own blog every minute to check for activity.
Blogger: I check my blog's hit counter every minute

Standard person: Uhuh and how many visits to your blog?

Blogger: OMG WTF 1440 hits today!!!! w00t!!

Standard person: 60*24 = 1440

Blogger signed off at 4:56 PM
by R April 08, 2006
Self-deluded self-expression. Also, misuse of the internet.
Danielle has a 'blog' *chuckle*. That bitch is messed up!
by Kumar Nahimaputalam February 14, 2006
n. abbreviation

BLOG, or 'Bitch-Log.' Sometimes mistakenly referred to as 'web-log.'

An ideally daily means through which emo kids ranging from ages 9 to 35 may recite their ongoing agitations with their peers, environment and situations (all of which tend to be suburban in nature).

Though terribly annoying, these can also be terribly addicting. Also plays host to wannabe writers and journalists who can never qutie figure out why no one reads their short, fifty-five page essays.

Avoid at all costs.
1. I know that this is, like, the forty-seventh suicide note I've posted on my BLOG, but this time I mean it!

2. I made quite the argument on behalf of the former Kennedy administration the otehr day on my BLOG.
by Brett Young January 07, 2006