to blog.
To meaninglessly spend a considerably large amount of time writing about the considerably large amount of other meaninglessly spent time on a web log.
Hey, check out my blog, I blogged about our trip today.
by Gunkglumb May 18, 2005
The word "blog" is literally shorthand for "boring;" a vulgar, overused word that strikes your ear with the dull thud of a cudgel to the soft spot of a child. It's an abbreviation used by journalism drop outs to give legitimacy to their shallow opinions and amateur photography that seems to be permanently stuck in first draft hell. Looking in the archives of the blogs, one would expect someone who has been at it for years to slowly hone their craft and improve their writing and photographs, since it's usually safe to assume that if someone does something long enough, he or she will eventually not suck at it. Even with lowered expectations, you'll get a shotgun blast of disappointment in your face.

Popular blogs include Xanga, LiveJournal, MySpace, etc.
by Nic, on behalf of Maddox February 14, 2006
A place for those of us (who have a too much free time) to post unnecessary information for others (who also have too much free time) to read. Some of us post relatively interesting information and the occasional joke... but, unfortunately, the vast majority post pure adulterated POO (pardon my "French"). These people give other bloggers a bad name... for everyone else that has a bad name, it's... pretty much their parents fault.
A) Dude! Did you see the awesome new blog by the_bad_turkey on!

B) Dude... WHERE'S MY CAR?!
by Rustin Mobile November 15, 2005
Shortening of web log.
Can be used intelligently, as in sharing of political views, discussion of social issues, or posts of writing to be overviewed by readers.
But mostly used by preteens and teens to whine about their bland, shitty life, and actually think that people care.
Person: I have a blog, it's my online diary.
Me: I don't want to hear you whine about your bland, shitty, boring, monotonous life.
by Cheyenne. Yup. June 10, 2005
n. (short for weblog) 1. summary of webmaster activities in the form of a journal, hosted on a website
2. short writings on the internet of poor quality
"Nobody gives a sweet Christ about your website, let alone your blog"
by IHS December 30, 2002
Yet another way to get a page up on the internet for free. People visit their own blog every minute to check for activity.
Blogger: I check my blog's hit counter every minute

Standard person: Uhuh and how many visits to your blog?

Blogger: OMG WTF 1440 hits today!!!! w00t!!

Standard person: 60*24 = 1440

Blogger signed off at 4:56 PM
by R April 08, 2006
Self-deluded self-expression. Also, misuse of the internet.
Danielle has a 'blog' *chuckle*. That bitch is messed up!
by Kumar Nahimaputalam February 14, 2006

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