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An archaic form of web communication. Long replaced by the YouTube video blogs and twitter. Still preferred by individuals who are too ugly for video blogs and two wordy to condense their overblown thoughts and experiences into 140 characters.
Me: Hi Bob, I heard you went on a date. Was she cute?
Bob: She wasn't so much cute. More like blog cute.
Me: Mother of god. I'm so so sorry.
by Mr Oats November 20, 2012
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A web log that no longer has useless personal moments of one's life that nobody cares about, but instead has stuff in latin, chinese, spanish and italian, and when in english, is usually about hair care products, condoms, newspaper headlines, or cut+copy+paste jobs from wikipedia or nationalgeographic.com.
Basically a load of shit you never want to read.
head over to blogspot.com and keep clicking on next
by Gunkglumb May 18, 2005
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n., a rare opportunity to broadcast ones views to the entire world while remaining virtually certain that nobody is listening.
Writing a blog is somewhat like keeping a handwritten diary. It’s just that with diaries, the even the most hopeful author does not daydream or imagine that millions of people are anxiously reading his every word.*

*Except in of course in cases of extreme paranoia.
by corkinthewater November 15, 2006
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Yet another way to get a page up on the internet for free. People visit their own blog every minute to check for activity.
Blogger: I check my blog's hit counter every minute

Standard person: Uhuh and how many visits to your blog?

Blogger: OMG WTF 1440 hits today!!!! w00t!!

Standard person: 60*24 = 1440

Blogger signed off at 4:56 PM
by R April 09, 2006
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Blog (or weblogs) were originally intended to link the interesting URLs found on the Internet and provide some commentary on those. In addition they provided reader with feedback possibility in the comment- section.

Currently the word blog is ubiquitous term to online diary, an unappealing personal webpage or electronic collection of (short) notes which closely resemble reference material for mental patient medical record.

Most of the blogs are visited by randomly stumbling visitors or someone familiar with author reading the blog entries out of morbid interest.
"Today I wrote on my blog about the queuing in the local grocery store and the service I received".
by Uuhaa100 September 29, 2011
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A word that can be used to mean anything.
Especially useful when used as a substitute for a profanity.
Blogg off you loser.
Get Blogged.
What a Blogg.
by chenzo August 30, 2006
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Shortening of web log.
Can be used intelligently, as in sharing of political views, discussion of social issues, or posts of writing to be overviewed by readers.
But mostly used by preteens and teens to whine about their bland, shitty life, and actually think that people care.
Person: I have a blog, it's my online diary.
Me: I don't want to hear you whine about your bland, shitty, boring, monotonous life.
by Cheyenne. Yup. June 10, 2005
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