BLOG, or 'Bitch-Log.' Sometimes mistakenly referred to as 'web-log.'
An ideally daily means through which emo kid
s ranging from ages 9 to 35 may recite their ongoing agitations with their peers, environment and situations (all of which tend to be suburban in nature).
Though terribly annoying, these can also be terribly addicting. Also plays host to wannabe
writers and journalists who can never qutie figure out why no one reads their short, fifty-five page essays.
Avoid at all costs.
1. I know that this is, like, the forty-seventh suicide note I've posted on my BLOG, but this time I mean it!
2. I made quite the argument on behalf of the former Kennedy administration the otehr day on my BLOG.
n. A contracted form of the phrase "bloated dog", referring to the all too average sub-mediocre content found on such distinguished websites as MySpace and LiveJournal.
My blog is bigger than yours.
Shortening of web log.
Can be used intelligently, as in sharing of political views, discussion of social issues, or posts of writing to be overviewed by readers.
But mostly used by preteens and teens to whine about their bland, shitty life, and actually think that people care.
Person: I have a blog, it's my online diary.
Me: I don't want to hear you whine about your bland, shitty, boring, monotonous life.
Boring. Consists of uninteresting entries about one's life in a small screen resolution using a ridiculously stupid format and/or loaded with links. Also mandated by law to contain 5 gigabytes of political banners/videos/documents
"Now don't read the blogs Jimmy, don't forget your brother committed suicide after reading those!"
I hate blogs.
"D00d check out my bl0g!!"
*response* "How about you check out the edge of my knife?"
A place for illiterate morons to talk about their life that _nobody_ cares about. I think its really about how annoying you can make the looping background music. Or could it be about how many alert boxes you can fit in to one site? Oh Oh I know, it's about the overlapping text nobody can read. Wait...or could it be the ugly color schemes that they didn't even make. No it's really about how badly you can spell, and how much you can copy everyone elses.
Xanaga was made by the FBI to catch kids posting pics of them drinking, and smoking at parties. JK :P
Blogs usually consists of:
lol HAY GUYZ i kepen it krunk rofl
hey pimps and hoes well wut is new...me nuthin much but here is my weekend
LEVE COMANTS PLZ!!!!!!!1111111one1
A clog in your toilet.
Aw, damn! I've got another blog in the toilet. Better call Plumber Joe!
A web log that no longer has useless personal moments of one's life that nobody cares about, but instead has stuff in latin, chinese, spanish and italian, and when in english, is usually about hair care products, condoms, newspaper headlines, or cut+copy+paste jobs from wikipedia or nationalgeographic.com.
Basically a load of shit you never want to read.
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