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n. abbreviation

BLOG, or 'Bitch-Log.' Sometimes mistakenly referred to as 'web-log.'

An ideally daily means through which emo kids ranging from ages 9 to 35 may recite their ongoing agitations with their peers, environment and situations (all of which tend to be suburban in nature).

Though terribly annoying, these can also be terribly addicting. Also plays host to wannabe writers and journalists who can never qutie figure out why no one reads their short, fifty-five page essays.

Avoid at all costs.
1. I know that this is, like, the forty-seventh suicide note I've posted on my BLOG, but this time I mean it!

2. I made quite the argument on behalf of the former Kennedy administration the otehr day on my BLOG.
by Brett Young January 07, 2006
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noun:
a website that contains single or multiple-user posts about any subject, usually related to an analysis or retelling of a theory, process, or personal experience
I read on an educational blog about implementing blogs in the English curriculum to improve student interaction with the material they're learning.
by ThesisWriter November 17, 2013
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Yet another way to get a page up on the internet for free. People visit their own blog every minute to check for activity.
Blogger: I check my blog's hit counter every minute

Standard person: Uhuh and how many visits to your blog?

Blogger: OMG WTF 1440 hits today!!!! w00t!!

Standard person: 60*24 = 1440

Blogger signed off at 4:56 PM
by R April 08, 2006
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A slang term referring to a massive "dump" taken after a successful meal. (Big-ass-log)= Blog!
"I just dropped a Blog in the can, I wouldn't go in there for a while!"
by D-Bag Darrel August 14, 2008
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a word great for use in the workplace. Often known to be used in place of profanities.

Situation - busy at work;
1 Now's not a good time, I'm blogged.
2 Stop blogging me! Trying to work here....
3 I'd be getting some work done if it wasn't for your incessant blogging!
by feefaa August 31, 2006
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Boring. Consists of uninteresting entries about one's life in a small screen resolution using a ridiculously stupid format and/or loaded with links. Also mandated by law to contain 5 gigabytes of political banners/videos/documents
"Now don't read the blogs Jimmy, don't forget your brother committed suicide after reading those!"

I hate blogs.

"D00d check out my bl0g!!"
*response* "How about you check out the edge of my knife?"
by Crunkonius January 03, 2006
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When somebody pretends to give people advice through uncredited literature and stories. Kind of like pretending to be a professional journalist, but you don't know what you're talking about.
1. I heard from a blog that the new Death Cab for Cutie CD is great.

2. I heard from a blog that nobody likes you anymore. Mainly because everybody reads Mark's blog, so it must true.
by Ninja Pipes July 10, 2008
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