Bloated Violin 

A sexual act which involves a man resting his buttocks on his partner's shoulder, while his partner rests her chin upon his pelvis and proceeds to stroke his penis, as if playing a violin.

Jordan enjoyed Amy's musical talents far more after she demonstrated her skills with the bloated violin.

Bloated Violin by Shaguar28 January 23, 2012

Bloatware 

1.(n) Software that comes pre-installed on a computer. Bloatware generally comes on a PC made by a major manufacturer (i.e. HP, Dell, Toshiba). Most Bloatware is considered to be a useless piece of software that is intended for no other purpose than taking up hard drive space.

2.(n) Software that comes piggy-backed on other software installations. piggy-backing bloatware usually includes toolbars, desktop widgets or external unrelated applications. Most piggy-backing bloatware can perform a mundane task that is generally non-essential to every day computer use.

1. My brand new laptop came with so much bloatware, it took me over two hours to remove it all.

2. My anti-virus installation came with so much bloatware, I can't even see the desktop.

Bloatware by Xaurudame July 31, 2012

Bloapy 

A round bodied fish that swims humorously. The term is typically applied to fancy goldfish, but not exclusively.

"Check out the new bloapy I got for my aquarium!"

Bloapy by Bloap February 11, 2018

bloatesque 

The grotesquely nauseating and hurl-inducing sensation resulting from a bout of massive overeating, or overconsumption of beer, namely mass-produced domestic swill.

I am totally bloatesque from those 4 bowls of chili and about 90 beers. I think I'm gonna heave.

bloat hurl heave puke belch deuce full cramps eat overserved loaded plastered

bloatesque by KRM90 January 21, 2011

bloatmaxing 

Bloatmaxing describes a health and fitness movement founded by the great Bloatlord Grizzly Kyriakos from Greece. A proper bloatmax training regiment includes heavy sitting zercher front raises, walking training, ellbow training and lowkick training. An important aspect of the bloatmax lifestyle is the intimidation of twinks. Noteable followers of the bloatmax lifestyle include grizzly jr., Jason "the monster" blaha and Janoy Cresva. To archieve the bloatmaxed physique it is necessary to eat a high sodium diet.

Did you see Grizzly Kyriakos latest walking training?

Yeah dude Grizzly is bloatmaxing hard!

bloatmaxing by 8buckcuck September 19, 2018

bloagie 

To get a blow job at the same time you are eating a hoagie.

I went to Wawa and got a bloagie. I'm full, she's full.

bloagie by P.S. and Gang! You Rock! November 13, 2007

mark blaj fart sec

mark blaj fart secs is a legend dating all the way back to the ice age it is rumoured that his dad fart secsed the ice away and his so was born aka mark Blaj he inserted a tube into his and then into his son mark blaj and blew the most powerful fart secs into his and transferred his powers into him

did you see the mark blaj fart secs yet?

mark blaj fart sec by yupppa December 6, 2020