bituary

The notification you receive immediately after deleting a file that you really wanted to keep.

"No, it's definately gone. I read the bituary."

by frumbert December 21, 2004

Faux-bituary

A fake obituary created to get revenge on someone you hate, i.e. an ex, a bitchy friend

I submitted a faux-bituary for him to the local newspaper after he slept with my friend.

by sexystuff101 May 10, 2011