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Befouled Bonathan

The act of kidnapping and typing up your college roommate in your dorm and pretending they did not return for this semester. Then the captor will torture their roommate through repeatedly zoning out in front of them, going out for late night walks, eating large meals while the prisoner starves, and the occasional blowjob.
Aidan: “Nah, Bonathan isn’t coming back this semester?”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”

befuddled 

Utterly confused and disordered
This web site is befuddleing
befuddled by I'm not tellin August 24, 2003

Befuddled 

It befuddled me that the love of my life thought Kristen Stewart was hott.
Befuddled by tommehghost June 22, 2009

Befuddled Penguin 

The walk done by a man whose pants are around his ankles, when fellacio has stopped pre climax. Normally accompanied by a confused look upon his face.
"WTF come back 'ere....." -mind set during befuddled penguin.
made dirty or foul; "a building befouled with soot"; "breathing air fouled and darkened with factory soot"
"... I made sweet sweet love to the pool table, which I later befouled"
befouled by Niraco September 7, 2005

Befundled 

Flabbergasted, or Not Knowing What Your Talking About.

Confused.
My parents were befundled about what my sister was saying through the wall.
Befundled by JGS Jr. September 20, 2009