Betelgeuse

The red supergiant star in the constellation of Orion.
This ageing beauty is one of the few stars on which surface features have been observed.
Pronounced "beetlejuice", the word was thus misspelt to provide the name of the titular villain in a 1980's Tim Burton film.

Geek#1: Someday our sun will run out of hydrogen fuel and become a giant like Betelgeuse.

Geek#2: Someday you'll regret wasting your life on the internet, when your eyes are burnt out from the persistant glare of LCD screens.

Betelgeuse by Uncle Jimbo September 30, 2006

betelgeuse

Big star that will eventually 0wn us all

Betelgeuse is gonna fuck us up

betelgeuse by Jack Hello January 18, 2005

Yeetlegeuse 

1. Origin of the word "Betelgeuse". In arabic, it's called "يد أل جوزة". But since the europeans mistake the Ya (يا) was mistaken as Ba (ب), it was born.
2. The annoying person you want to throw at such force to Betelgeuse.

You: "man my 7 year old brother keeps saying 'skibidi' everytime when he literally walks, sleeps, eats, runs, playing, ANYTHING. I swear i wanna yeetlegeuse him so hard..."

Yeetlegeuse by NewYork6792 January 23, 2025