Betelgeuse

The red supergiant star in the constellation of Orion.
This ageing beauty is one of the few stars on which surface features have been observed.
Pronounced "beetlejuice", the word was thus misspelt to provide the name of the titular villain in a 1980's Tim Burton film.

Geek#1: Someday our sun will run out of hydrogen fuel and become a giant like Betelgeuse.

Geek#2: Someday you'll regret wasting your life on the internet, when your eyes are burnt out from the persistant glare of LCD screens.

Betelgeuse by Uncle Jimbo September 30, 2006

betelgeuse

Big star that will eventually 0wn us all

Betelgeuse is gonna fuck us up

betelgeuse by Jack Hello January 18, 2005

Bazelgeuse 

Noun Loud, obnoxious person who always has to be involved in everything. The only way to clue them in to the fact that they're unwanted is to throw shit at them.

"Ugh. That bazelgeuse showed up at the party AGAIN. He never shuts up and he never leaves. He finally fucked off after the cheerleaders all threw their beers at him."

Bazelgeuse by NoNotThatOne January 16, 2019

Bazelgeuse 

A wyvern of Monster Hunter World, that can turn into a Boeing B52 and hate Devil'johs. If you don't watch out he will fuck you up. So just watch out. If Bazelgeuse is tempered, you are in for a huge buttfuck.

Oh, there is a Bazelgeuse! A Bazelgeuse is in front of you take care. OMG A BAZELGEUSE PREPAORE YOUR ANUS

Bazelgeuse by ForniteGott1 April 7, 2018

Betelguese Romanee-Conti

Betelguese Romanee-Conti is a fine gentleman who has an obsession with the Witch. Betelguese Romanee-Conti is very sexy and you can die from it. He has multiple Unseen Hands. But you know what is unseen too? wink wink..

"OMG Betelguese Romanee-Conti IS SO FUCKING HOT"

Betelguese Romanee-Conti by romaneeconti69 September 19, 2021