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Beefcookie 

Ryan: I stuffed that Beefcookie in my mouth!!!
Beefcookie by Dem dolphins July 19, 2014

beefcoon 

a large racoon that ruins things...usually a fat chick or someone else generally fat and annoying.
fucking beefcoon ate all my shit man.
beefcoon by paul2091 December 2, 2010

BeefyRooster 

When a Cow and a Rooster engage in intercourse. Resulting in geneticlly alterd specices. Appearce,Black and White feathered, Beak, Floppy Cow ear, Cow legs and a Waddle. The size of a ostrich..
Dude, you see the size of that BeefyRooster??..

beefcookie 

Slang for a little hamburger, like the ones served at White Castle or Kristals, because of their size. junk food fast food puke food hamburger slider
Bert, "I'm really hungry, but you know I don't cook."
Ernie, "Wouldn't do you any good if you could; there's no food in the house."
Bert, "Let's go to White Castle for a beefcookie. That would taste yummy."
Ernie, "Good idea, except neither one of us has a car."
beefcookie by newsitian April 12, 2006

beefcookie 

A small gathering of boys when there is nothing going on partywise. Usual consists of ping pong and knee hockey.
Yo Stef, wanna go to ben's beefcookie?
beefcookie by charles lindbergh February 26, 2006
An absolute girthy throbbing penis. It’s the ideal orgasm machine
“He loves my ripples on his beefcock”
beefcock by oGBeefcock April 18, 2022
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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