beefcoon 

a large racoon that ruins things...usually a fat chick or someone else generally fat and annoying.

fucking beefcoon ate all my shit man.

beefcoon by paul2091 December 2, 2010

Beefcookie 

A thick, flabby vagina.

Ryan: I stuffed that Beefcookie in my mouth!!!

Beefcookie by Dem dolphins July 19, 2014

beefcookie 

Slang for a little hamburger, like the ones served at White Castle or Kristals, because of their size. junk food fast food puke food hamburger slider

Bert, "I'm really hungry, but you know I don't cook."
Ernie, "Wouldn't do you any good if you could; there's no food in the house."
Bert, "Let's go to White Castle for a beefcookie. That would taste yummy."
Ernie, "Good idea, except neither one of us has a car."

beefcookie by newsitian April 12, 2006

beefcookie 

A small gathering of boys when there is nothing going on partywise. Usual consists of ping pong and knee hockey.

Yo Stef, wanna go to ben's beefcookie?

beefcookie by charles lindbergh February 26, 2006

Beefoon 

Group (2 or more) of snobby eclectic music lovers who generally enjoy some lewd and miscreant behaviour.

"A beefoon led by Steve Lamacq flounced toward us".

Beefoon by R6MSkully February 5, 2021