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BenSmithing 

(v) A political tactic that disguises itself as journalism in order to protect Democrats, most specifically Barack Obama.

1. Something happens or is discovered that might hurt Obama.

2. That something is discovered in the alternative media and uncovered.

3. Ben Smith (or the equally dishonest PolitiFact and Media Matters) pretend to investigate it, write something up disguised as "definitive," and then hand the complicit media an excuse to ignore it.
The BenSmithing of the Obama-Bill Ayers connection deprived the American people of learning the truth.

Dude, did you see how the Eric Holder/Black Panther story got BenSmithed at Politico?
BenSmithing by FAUXbamaFailed August 12, 2012

Beardsmith

An amazing woman who knows the way of the beard. She is a magician with scissors and clippers and shaping of the miracles known as beards. She is able to take your average scruffy beard and turn it into a glorious appendage and extension of your manhood. The original and only viable beardsmith, Wendy, is one of a kind and amazing in the art of the beard.
I used to look like a homeless scruffy nerf hearder, then I was introduced to Wendy The Beardsmith. My life has been changed forever and women actually don't run screaming from me anymore! Thanks Wendy!
Beardsmith by beardedbeckman December 13, 2014

Bellsmith 

One who forges/smiths bell-ends. Used when calling one a 'bell-end' is not sufficient.
'Did you see how Tom de-throned that old lady at the pizza hut?'
'What a Bellsmith'
Bellsmith by RainbowRunna January 28, 2013

Beardsmith

Any person with the capability of growing a full (luscious) beard, who is also known for capitalizing on said capability.
Check out that bird's nest on Al's face, he sure is one hell of a beardsmith
Beardsmith by hoboknife March 22, 2011

beatsmithing 

v. (beet·smith·eeng) : The act of creating sounds by way of audio production or recording audible samples to be placed into a musical track. In short, to make beats. Also, to perform live by blending samples or mixing and arranging various songs into a set or compilation in order to create an original, audible composition.
No DJ gig for me tonight, I'm busy beatsmithing in the studio.
beatsmithing by Aaron Ortiz November 30, 2011

beatsuite 

When you have the house/dorm all to yourself for the day and you can just stay in and beat off all day.
I would stay home from school at least once a month to get in a good beatsuite.
beatsuite by ssi_bulldawg December 7, 2007