A very composed man when needed to be. Hysterically funny. Very sexy with a cock ranging anywhere from average to huge. Italian or greek in hertiage, Italians pack more heat downstairs but the greeks are not too far behind. Gets the ladies whenever needed but is a sweet kind hearted soul who has a crazy side underneath it all.
Guy 1: Who is Al?
Girl 1: The most fucking bad ass sexy man ever......fact.
What you can call Paul Simon.
"If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me
You can call me Al"
- "You Can Call Me Al" by Paul Simon
Short for alcohol. Also has a connotation of referring to someone.
Everything was fine until Al decided to show up. After that, the whole night was a blur.
Arabic - "the"
If u were wonderin, that's why so many Arab names of objects and organizations start with Al-this, Al-that. Like how many things of ours are called "The (whatever)"
Al Qaeda = The Base
Al Sadr = The breast
Al Jazeera = The island
Oh my god he's a real Al him!
Ass Leak. A cousin of the fart, this is a condition that occurs when your butt slowly leaks a continuous stream of gas.
i want to have Al with that girl
Dude, me too.