by Gerard June 23, 2004
© a sarcastic way of showing someones not so cleverness, said when someone makes a wild comment or doesnt understand something simple.
by mombasaandteamK October 21, 2009
to be smitten with someone. your huge smile makes you look retarded and therefor wise is actually the least approriate word, but that is kinda why it works.
"Look at that guy. He's so wise he's never gonna be the same"
"Look at her. That's about as wise as you can be"
"Look at her. That's about as wise as you can be"
by darkabove May 19, 2005
A wise is a person who belongs to a subculture of people called gingers. A wise can easily be distinguished by their flaming red/orange hair. Also a wise is ultra sensitive to even the most minuscule amounts of UV rays, also called sunlight, and usually are seen using SPF 60+ sunscreen.
It would suck to be a wise because they have no soul.
Hey Hey Hey Wise!!
I know a wise that uses sunscreen at night so he doesn't get moon burn.
Hey Hey Hey Wise!!
I know a wise that uses sunscreen at night so he doesn't get moon burn.
by longboard January 12, 2011
by Nobody Anonymous %$^ August 29, 2019
Hey wise girl.
by WiseGirl1113 June 3, 2017
David Wise... The best music composer of all time! He made the unbelievable soundtrack for the Donkey Kong Country series. Aquatic Ambiance, the water music from Donkey kong Country 1, is simply overpoweringly beautiful. I'm tearing as I type this, just thinking about it.
by Snebulizer/Nih +grr February 23, 2004