The Donkey Kong is a move that has to be done with preparation. After successfully completing intercourse the alpha male will then proceed to throw a barrel at his partner.
If the partner questions why you have a barrel before you begin reply with "No need to worry" and then refuse to answer any more questions.
If the partner questions why you have a barrel before you begin reply with "No need to worry" and then refuse to answer any more questions.
I wanted to use The Donkey Kong but she questioned why I had a barrel and I never read urban dictionary so I panicked, threw her inside and then rolled it down a hill...
by Premonitious October 29, 2011
When you insert a banana in a bitch's ass and she squeezes the banana out while leaving the peel behind.
Mike: Yo Jake, I did the donkey kong with my bitch last night
Jake: dude that's ruthless
Mike: yeah man I got banana all over the bathroom floor
Jake: I might try it tonight with that ignorant slut Jane
Jake: dude that's ruthless
Mike: yeah man I got banana all over the bathroom floor
Jake: I might try it tonight with that ignorant slut Jane
by DopeBoss November 21, 2015
Mrs. Patel loves to be donkey konged cuz she's a dirty whore.
Next time I see Mark I'm gonna wear a strap-on and fo sho he'll be donkey konged like the little bitch he is.
Next time I see Mark I'm gonna wear a strap-on and fo sho he'll be donkey konged like the little bitch he is.
by anal shah January 3, 2009
to violently remonstrate against someones stupidity in a controlled environment (like the office) by banging ones fists on their chair or body whilst standing above and behind them
Michael was furious at Eddie's stupidity and came out of his office and gave him the fucking best donkey kong that he has in years
by Macktown July 16, 2018
dk donkey Kong dk donkey Kong is here hes the leader of the bunch you know him well hes finally back to kick some tail hes bigger faster and stronger too hes the first member of the dk crew .
by mac and cheese sex is great January 26, 2018
Donkey Konging is used as a verb.
1. Informal term to convey that one is playing the game Donkey Kong.
2. Any type of vag obliterating sexual technique.
3. Donkey Kong, Donkey Konging, or Donkey Konged can be substituted for almost any verb to spice up your sentences and make everything you say sound
disgusting.
1. Informal term to convey that one is playing the game Donkey Kong.
2. Any type of vag obliterating sexual technique.
3. Donkey Kong, Donkey Konging, or Donkey Konged can be substituted for almost any verb to spice up your sentences and make everything you say sound
disgusting.
1. I was Donkey Konging myself all last night.
2. I was Donkey Konging my girlfriend last night and boy, were there flecks of vagina and blood all over the walls!
3. I'm going to Donkey Kong you when I get there.
2. I was Donkey Konging my girlfriend last night and boy, were there flecks of vagina and blood all over the walls!
3. I'm going to Donkey Kong you when I get there.
by projectilevomiting January 24, 2010
A popular and classic video game produced in 1981. Often considered one of the greatest video games ever made due to its simple gameplay, revolutionary sounds and graphics and universal appeal. The original name of the game was called "Monkey Kong", but due to a faxing error from the U.S. to Japan before the game was to be completed, Donkey Kong was born.
Donkey Kong also starred a then unknown hero named Mario, who, four years later in 1985 would receive his very own adventure game for the Nintendo Entertainment System, thus launching an entire new revolution in video games.
It also passed down a generation when in 1994, Donkey Kong Country was released to the Super Nintendo, thus claiming its own legendary legacy in the gaming world.
Rightfully amazing. Never duplicated. Donkey Kong.
Mortal Kombat sucks compared to Donkey Kong.
Donkey Kong also starred a then unknown hero named Mario, who, four years later in 1985 would receive his very own adventure game for the Nintendo Entertainment System, thus launching an entire new revolution in video games.
It also passed down a generation when in 1994, Donkey Kong Country was released to the Super Nintendo, thus claiming its own legendary legacy in the gaming world.
Rightfully amazing. Never duplicated. Donkey Kong.
Mortal Kombat sucks compared to Donkey Kong.
Kid: Mortal Kombat, on Sega Genesis, is the best video game ever.
Billy Madison: I disagree, it's a very good game, but i think Donkey Kong is the best game ever.
Kid: Donkey Kong sucks.
Billy Madison: You know something? YOU SUCK!
Billy Madison: I disagree, it's a very good game, but i think Donkey Kong is the best game ever.
Kid: Donkey Kong sucks.
Billy Madison: You know something? YOU SUCK!
by getinthevan November 18, 2007