An Australian unit of measurment often used to describe extraordinary measures, particularly that of people and the weather. can be used as a noun, verb and adjective.
He ran like a bastard
It's blowing 40 bastards
It's a bastard of a day
by harro123 February 09, 2011
1) A person born with parents out of marriage

2)A person born without a father

3)A person without a father

4)A person that is irritating or annoying
blah blah blah blah

Hey stop that noise you bastard!
by bladefam January 18, 2009
Referring to the SCO Group.
Below is our (SCO's) business strategy

1. File lots of lawsuits
2. ???
3. Profit!
by Mr. Spontaneous September 27, 2004
a real ass hole or someone without married parents
Josh is a bastard
by anonymous January 31, 2004
Someone who killed your dog.
That bloody bastard killed my dog!
by CowManCheeseBall November 15, 2013
Part of one the most famous lines from South Park.

"Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"
"You bastards!"
Yes, bastards are the type of people who have no married parents and who also kill the same child repeatedly.
"George Bush was a bastard."
by inzomniacFTW March 25, 2010
Highly versatile comparative noun. You can be absolutely *anything* as a bastard: as rich as a bastard, as poor as a bastard, as clever as a bastard, as thick as a bastard. It is even possible to be as legitimate as a bastard.
1. "Jeez, what did I drink last night? I was as drunk as a bastard!"

2. "No, officer, I have not been drinking. I'm as sober as a bastard."
by mike2sheds March 21, 2007

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