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22.
these are all crap defintions of 'bastard'. most of them dont even define what the word 'bastard' (the one we want to be talking about) actually means. The real definition of bastard is someone who is a total mean person to you, who fucks up your life and couldn't care less.
that dude is a bastard, he got me fired from my job and divorced my parents
by better than youuuuuu November 16, 2005
 
23.
n, A person whose actions are motivated out of necessity rather than a moral code based around being perceived as nice or good.

antonym: dreamer
Movie: Flight of the Phoenix (2004)
Stuck in the desert with dwindling water supplies, Elliott (the bastard) executes an injered enemy against the wishes of the other suvivors, as he would die eventually anyway and they would have no chance of surviving were they to share water with him.
by Dyslexic Bibliophile April 27, 2007
 
24.
an aggresive word that people use towards one another when angry or up set

in my eyes, most men are bastards!
"he cheated on me, the bastard"
by bob is your uncle September 02, 2008
 
25.
the by-product of two thoughtless folks knocking boots to get off !!
"Damn Jerome, you done got me pregnant, and now I got my own lil Bastard"
by Bastard from Birth May 13, 2005
 
26.
Where's my daddy?
1. That stupid bastard!
2. Oh my god, they killed kenny, you bastard!
3. My ho's baby daddy is a bastard.
by Beast November 18, 2003
 
27.
whatever the dude from South Park says when Kenny dies (You killed Kenny, You Bastard!!!)
Da Train and Da Goldfish
by Chineko July 20, 2003
 
28.
Someone who killed your dog.
That bloody bastard killed my dog!
by CowManCheeseBall November 15, 2013