balls are touching 

The necessary and sufficient criterion for homosexuality (i.e., it's gay if and only if balls are touching).

A pool table is the gayest thing in existence, since balls are touching.

balls are touching by miji January 9, 2008

balls are touching 

When the balls of 2 male participants in a threesome touch. Making them gay.

"Its not gay unless the balls touch."

Balls are touching

balls are touching by Cyphaer April 20, 2007

Balls aren't Touching 

phrase. used to pull attention to round or spherical objects and if they are or are not, touching. Often used in reference to pornography, but can also be used in reference to non-sexual objects.

Variations:
Balls are Touching
Bawls are(/n't) Touching

"This pron is so gay."
"No it's not, the balls aren't touching."
"They are now."
"O shi-!"

"Hey, back off. Your bawls nearly touched mine!"

Balls aren't Touching by /b/rother January 10, 2007