| 1. | balls are touching | ||
|
When the balls of 2 male participants in a threesome touch. Making them gay. "Its not gay unless the balls touch."
Balls are touching |
|||
| 2. | balls are touching | ||
|
The necessary and sufficient criterion for homosexuality (i.e., it's gay if and only if balls are touching). A pool table is the gayest thing in existence, since balls are touching.
|
|||
