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balls queef 

Instead of farting out of your ass, the fart comes out of the penis. The fart crawls up your sweating ball sack and pops out.
Austin and Suzy were having sex when Austin felt a fart coming on, he was balls deep so his sack was sweating and he popped a fart out of his penis. Balls queef (queefing out of the balls) (like a queef but a fart out of the balls)
balls queef by GetEarFucked1990 January 3, 2012
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Queef dust balls 

When an elderly woman's wrinkly, shriveled up vagina is so dusty from vacancy, that when she becomes aroused from fingering her puss with her knitting tools she gets wound up. Then she queefs out a large queefy dust ball composed of gray pube hair and fluffy yarn.

Discloser: Warning this may be inappropiate for your grandchildren to read; they don't wanna read about your puss.
The "cat" doctor discovered a rather bulbous queef dust ball in nanas' cooter. He diagnosed her with queef dust balls syndrome.

Ball Queef 

When a man sits down in such fashion to where the balls drift down the inside of the thighs with subtle friction on the decent, creating an encapsulated and pressured air space that then escapes through the pockets of skin that encompasses it.

This typically happens when the balls are smooth and/or moist, most commonly occurring after taking a shower or sweating profusely and sitting down on a bed.
"I just sat down half criss-crossed and heard my balls queef. It felt like a fart, but the air was so thin and cool."

"Dude, did you just hear that guy sit down? He totally had a ball queef."
Ball Queef by Machiavellian Tupé October 24, 2017

ball queef 

when a woman queefs on a mans balls during sex.
Hey Jordan i hear Haleigh queefed on ur balls last night.
Yeah it was such a good ball queef
ball queef by Michael Mead November 2, 2007

extreme queef ball 

dodging fruit which has been fired from a vagina via queefing
Tom:Hey, do you fancy a game of extreme queef ball?
Maxine:Hell yeah mother fucker, you're going down
extreme queef ball by Franksy May 12, 2009

queef ball fight 

A fight with queef balls. Women utilize their ability to have multiple orgasms in order to lob queef balls and queef nuggets alike at each other at a slumber party. THis is even more dangerous than sharing needles and Mr. Happy's warns docotors as "intense queeftasticular cancer spreading occurs". Women involved retort "its all jolly good fun, go screw yourself and let us fire queefy goodness through our vaginal cavities at each other". both parties refused further comment.
I went to a lumber party and me and my friends had a queef ball fight. After ten orgys i fainted but still won.
queef ball fight by Mindaulgaus March 25, 2007

ball cleavage queef 

OOH....I just ball cleavage queefed in that hoes mouth.
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