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ball jacked 

While sitting on a Porta-John taking a dump, a prankster drops a rock down the venilation shaft of said Porta-John, thus splashing the shit of many others upon the balls of the occupant.
I was taking a shit at the Old Pueblo and got ball jacked by the drunken fuck camping next to me.
ball jacked by Tio Innocente April 17, 2009

Ball Jacked 

The act of a woman wanting to make a man a husband in a very short time frame.
Everything was going great with sally but then she ball jacked me and now were getting married next week.

8 ball jacket 

8 ball jacket usually seen in the bronx or brooklyn boroughs worn by people on BAD TIMING Don’t mess with them you might end up in a ditch
Yo man you see that nigga with that 8 ball jacket on?
Yeah let’s go the other way he might jack us
8 ball jacket by Thebronxbully February 22, 2021

Ballsackery

Juvenile antics involving the scrotum.

Figuratively used to describe a situation where otherwise intelligent individuals argue or act like college frat boys.
Literal: Al was giving the passers-by a fruitbasket from his window when his girlfriendentered the room and unexpectedly witnessed the ballsackery.

Figurative: Jim pulled the mannequin's thong off and pulled it over his face, wearing it like a wrestling mask. The store manager wouldn't stand for this ballsackery and kicked us out of the store. We thought it was funny...
Ballsackery by jesta_ May 1, 2006

ballsacker 

Look at brian working in the park what a BALLSACKWER!
ballsacker by Abe Carroll September 11, 2004

balljacker 

1.a lazy person.
2.a person with so much time on their hands as to be compared to fiddling with ones own testicles.
3.germanthe person,not the nationality
"german doesn't do anything. He's such a balljacker"
balljacker by Jay Bain January 12, 2008