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ball jacked 

While sitting on a Porta-John taking a dump, a prankster drops a rock down the venilation shaft of said Porta-John, thus splashing the shit of many others upon the balls of the occupant.
I was taking a shit at the Old Pueblo and got ball jacked by the drunken fuck camping next to me.
ball jacked by Tio Innocente April 17, 2009

Ball Jacked 

The act of a woman wanting to make a man a husband in a very short time frame.
Everything was going great with sally but then she ball jacked me and now were getting married next week.

8 ball jacket 

8 ball jacket usually seen in the bronx or brooklyn boroughs worn by people on BAD TIMING Don’t mess with them you might end up in a ditch
Yo man you see that nigga with that 8 ball jacket on?
Yeah let’s go the other way he might jack us
8 ball jacket by Thebronxbully February 22, 2021

Ballsackery

Juvenile antics involving the scrotum.

Figuratively used to describe a situation where otherwise intelligent individuals argue or act like college frat boys.

Literal: Al was giving the passers-by a fruitbasket from his window when his girlfriendentered the room and unexpectedly witnessed the ballsackery.

Figurative: Jim pulled the mannequin's thong off and pulled it over his face, wearing it like a wrestling mask. The store manager wouldn't stand for this ballsackery and kicked us out of the store. We thought it was funny...
Ballsackery by jesta_ May 1, 2006

ballsacker 

Look at brian working in the park what a BALLSACKWER!
ballsacker by Abe Carroll September 11, 2004

balljacker 

1.a lazy person.
2.a person with so much time on their hands as to be compared to fiddling with ones own testicles.
3.germanthe person,not the nationality
"german doesn't do anything. He's such a balljacker"
balljacker by Jay Bain January 12, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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