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A person that often does not know what is happening and/or changes their mind frequently.

Can be used in a variety of ways.
Jim: "What happened?"
Joe: "Your such a baker"

Sammy: "What the baker just happened?!"
by Bambipornstar May 22, 2011
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someone who is continually engaged in the act of caking
What is David doing? Is he still caking? Could you tell the baker to get off the phone so we can get back to this game.
by R.Matos April 05, 2006
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To develop a close or intense relationship after six months and then rip apart said relationship.
I see that you are emotionally attached to me, now is the time that I will Baker your ass and tell you that you mean nothing to me. I leave in a few hours.
by Alex [M] October 05, 2011
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The ultimate champion of sniffing bike seats. Could also be described as the action of sniffing a seat. Originating in the mid 1980's the Baker is the pinnacle of sniff techniques.
I'm gonna Baker the shit out of that bike seat!
by Burgerboyz May 28, 2014
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a guy who makes his girlfriend shit her pants before he has sex with her, otherwise he is incapable of mustering an erection.
man, that girl stinks like she shat her pants, her boyfriend must be a baker
by Lbundaberg September 04, 2012
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a very gifted athlete that complains about anything and everything.
"but I don't wanna win state! people make me feel bad if I win state and they don't!"

"Quit being such a baker and just beat the kid."
by Alack January 24, 2007
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To have someone completely blow you off for a meeting or event after you talked to them earlier in the day to confirm.
Dude! I guess he ain't gonna make it, he Bakered me. I talked to him this morning and he said he was coming to the birthday party and he hasn't called.
by Silicon Sleuth January 10, 2008
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