bag monkey
a person that goes bananas for a mans bag, or the person peels the old bag skin off a guys sack and sucks on it like a banana
bag monkey by DickPuncher69 December 28, 2005
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
flying bag of monkey shit
1. This rare term is used in certain violent conversations to fully and creatively express ones anger towards a particular situation.
Most commonly herd wile playing online games and or REALLY pissing someone off.
2. A person that just plain sucks.
3. An actual bag of monkey feces being thrown by a particularly enraged jackass.
Most commonly herd wile playing online games and or REALLY pissing someone off.
2. A person that just plain sucks.
3. An actual bag of monkey feces being thrown by a particularly enraged jackass.
1. superuber36, you flying bag of monkey shit! Why the fuck didn't you cast Lv.12 lightning!?!
2. fuck off You flying bag of monkey shit!
3. HOLY FUCK! Keven just threw a flying bag of monkey shit at us!
2. fuck off You flying bag of monkey shit!
3. HOLY FUCK! Keven just threw a flying bag of monkey shit at us!
flying bag of monkey shit by Brandon Armour January 7, 2009
Related Words
monkey bag
monkey bag by NOSFERATU6900 August 22, 2009
brown paper bag money
brown paper bag money by Borbus January 9, 2008
brown paper bag money
brown paper bag money by pacmanrolle July 20, 2008
black plastic bag money
simaler to brown paper bag money its illegal money under the table that is given to strippers..well in exchange for the goods
from brown paper bag money (by dj khaled)
Julez Santana:
this for my niggas getitn brown paper bag money
this for my strippers gettin black plastic bag money
btw, lil wayne verse in that song is so hard.
Julez Santana:
this for my niggas getitn brown paper bag money
this for my strippers gettin black plastic bag money
btw, lil wayne verse in that song is so hard.
black plastic bag money by yehdig January 14, 2009
Jew bag money
Jew bag money by Beetjuice February 15, 2025
More from Urban Dictionary
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026