|1.||Do you want to know how I got these scars?|
What the Joker says to people before telling them a story about how he got the scars on the sides of his mouth in The Dark Knight.
The first story involves his drunk father killing his mother, then cutting the sides of his son's mouth with a knife to make it appear as if he is always smiling. This is where the line "Why So Serious?" is said in the movie.
The second story is different, in which he talks about his wife. He states that he puts a razor in his mouth and moves it around, therefore cutting himself, giving himself more scars.
Story 1: Do you want to know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife, "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face!" And...Why so serious?
Story 2: Well, you look nervous. Is it the scars? Do you wanna know how I got them? C'mere...Hey, look at me...So I had a wife. Beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much; who tells me I oughta smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. Hey...One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries; she can't take it. I just want to see her smile again. Hm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars! So, I stick a razor in my mouth and do this to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now i'm always smiling!
|2.||you know how i roll|
when your talking to someone and they say something good abouit you and your just like psh, you know how i roll
you are so funny
you know how i roll
The knowledge and skill required to do something correctly.
The company has a satisfying technical know-how.
|4.||you know how we do|
What a member of a group would say to suggest that some behavior is the group style, or that it's the way they usually do things. Usually said with anything from excitement to modesty, it is the response for anything from a compliment to disgust to total disbelief.
Was that you guys last night, outside the police station?
You know it.
Dude that's AWESOME/messed up/brutal/so fucking sweet.
Hey man; you know how we do.
This comes after hadta know it is when you have had a crush on someone for so many years and after she hadta know what your kiss was like you needta know how great she is in bed.
She hadta know how I kissed, so she leaped on me like a spider monkey and then I had a "needta know" urge to find out how great that pussy was!
you dont even know how much
i love you so much.. you dont even know how much
|7.||You wanna know how I know your gay?|
used to make someone aware that they are about to be told why they are gay. Used several times in a popular movie starring Steve Carrell called 40 Year Old Virgin
Bob: You wanna know how I know your gay?
Bob: Because you got a tent when playing rugby in sports lessons . . .