badoobu 

1) An inedible wood that doesn't exist, commonly known as taste of spit.

eughhh... this meat tastes like badoobu

badoobu by shortstuff_css September 14, 2007

Kadekafro Badoogum

The consistent occurrence of complete and utter bullshit.

You've got to be fucking kidding me! What a Kadekafro Badoogum that was.

Kadekafro Badoogum by PtK_Calamity July 11, 2011

Baloobus 

A state of intoxication reached when one cannot spell ones face, shit-faced, generally dyinestest .
Elements of this condition include rowdy behaviour, plate smashing, gobbledygook, an adverse reaction to gravity, the inailty to hold ones pint, birds swaying and trees singing.
You may have to hold on to the pavement to prevent yourself from falling off of the ground.
after an incubation perioud of about 10 hours this condition develops into Dyinest man syndrome.

"Yeah Padraig was so Baloobus, he fornicated with the couch and then didn't call it the next day"

Baloobus by John Prendergast April 2, 2007

badoobas 

Slang for beautiful succulent female breast.

Who that girl is rocking some amazing badoobas.

badoobas by Connor Medlin November 19, 2021

badoober 

Boobs, tits, breasts, mammories.

Look at those badoobers, they are glorious!!

badoober by Becky Servine December 28, 2019

spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foober

(Derogatory) A harsh racial slur against the tiny lizard people living in your anal cavity.

Tod: Man, my asshole hurts.
John: It must be those damn spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foobers living in your ass.
Lizard: :(

spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foober by frighteninglystupid March 31, 2022

badoobies 

Synonym for testicles.

"You know what, I'm going to give every nurse on this ward an electric cattle prod and instruct them to just zap him in the badoobies. Pearl could you open up the Yellow Pages to farm equipment, retail." TOOTSIE (1982)

badoobies by D. S. Morris March 5, 2008