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An Astrocle is the uncomfortable feeling you get when one of your testicles slides up from your scrotum into your pelvic skin, it being named astrocle is a mix of the words "astronaut" and "testicle"
Damn dude, I just had an astrocle, that really hurt
Astrocle by KentuckyFriedHumans January 4, 2020

astrosexual 

Any individual who has an excessive fetish for outer space or astronomic topics as to (almost) turn it into a sexual tendency
While zoophiles spend their leisure time in barns or pet stores, astrosexuals spend most of their time locked inside local observatories allegedly "searching the skies for new discoveries"
astrosexual by 0rphe October 15, 2009

Stroflex 

Stroflex –

Pronunciation - /stroh-fleks/

Proper Noun –

COO

Noun –

The action or state of stroflexing

Verb –

To subtly contract any upper body muscle group within a corporate work environment while walking, sitting in a conference room, pacing in an office, or washing hands at the bathroom sink. Popularly utilized muscle groups include, but are not limited to, deltoids, pectoralis major, trapezius, and biceps. Although popular held beliefs deny the possibility, it is feasible to stroflex the gluteous maximus group as well.

Origin - stems from the last name Strobeck
Anyone happen to see John stroflexing while making that grilled chicken salad yesterday when he slowly poured the cucumber ranch dressing? That man has skillz.
Stroflex by swagu17 December 15, 2016

Autoflex 

When a person that has been drinking alcohol flexes their muscles without their knowledge due to an involuntary reflex. Most likely to portray himself as musclular and fertile.
Haha, Loc is autoflexing fo'sho!
Autoflex by Anon-nqn2 February 28, 2011

AstrilEx 

He is a really sweet kid once you get to know them, he enjoys to make jokes about many things, he has a very weak heart and he is very emotional Really Emotional many things can upset him but in the end of the day he will still smile and act like everything is fine, he enjoys to get some attention at least a little More then a little he struggles with getting to understand people which is why he struggles to find friends, he always hopes to open up to people and he likes to get to know others better. . .He also enjoys pat's on the head and cookies! if you call him cute he does get mad adorably.
AstrilEx, he will like to get to know you and he hopes to become friends with you!
Do you accept his kindness?
AstrilEx by AstrilEx October 29, 2020

astrofeltching 

Stretching the japseye of one man so another man can have sex with it, then sucking the cum out of the stretched japseye.
he did what? really? i thought astrofeltching was impossible!
astrofeltching by Annun. April 15, 2008