astrof

very geeky, weird, alien like person.

the alien kid with a weird shaped head, from yugoslavia is a total astrof.

astrof by Shay Wong July 7, 2009

AstroJob

When you do a handstand and a girl gives you a blowjob standing up.

Damn bro, Grace gave me the best AstroJob last night. The headrush when I busted a nut was unreal.

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AstroJob by c.harris October 10, 2015

Astro Mode 

The act of sitting on the toilet for an extended amount of time, longer than normal.

My friend will be back one day, he's in Astro Mode right now.
Bro I just went full Astro Mode, I feel very relieved.

Astro Mode by Viuz January 23, 2022

Astrology

A practice used to determine people’s personalities from the positions of stars and planets during their birthdays. Although it seems harmless, some idiots have used it to justify their hate for certain people.

Astrology lover: WhEn Is YoUr BiRtHdAy?
Normal person: November the-
Astrology lover: Ew YoUr A sCoRpIo GeT aWaY fRoM mE!!!1!1!
Normal person: What the hell is wrong with you?

Astrology by akt858 August 29, 2020

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The Astro 

Doing The Astro is defined as whatever you do in secret when no one's around. Everyone does The Astro.

I bet Jimmy's doing The Astro right now. He didn't come to the party.

The Astro by You just got yab'd June 6, 2009

Astrology

Bullshit

Astrology is bullshit

Astrology by Yaboilongdong November 2, 2019