11 definitions by c.harris
An individual who is not capable of respectfully participating in any common aspect of society including/but not limited to: hygiene, intelligence, fitness, appearance, style, speech, sexual relations, means of transportation, housing, and familial obligations. They get their clothes from school lost and founds and go to costco to eat the free samples for dinner. In the eyes of society this person is about as useful as a bag of dirt, they can be used to fill up holes in the ground and thats about it. Nobody wants a dirtbag in their house because they will soil all the carpet and then try to eat the shit out of the catbox.
Dude, get this dirtbag out of my house! He is making the air contaminated.
Dylan: Hey man, can Joey come to the party?
Cameron: No way dude, that kid is a dirtbag. He always shows up smellin' like low tide at the bay, and always tries to steal my clothes and eat my cats shit!!
Dylan: Hey man, can Joey come to the party?
Cameron: No way dude, that kid is a dirtbag. He always shows up smellin' like low tide at the bay, and always tries to steal my clothes and eat my cats shit!!
by c.harris June 2, 2011
Originating from East Oakland in the 90s and made popular by E-40. (sheisty, shadey) - being greedy with your stuff or holding your shit back. To hog on it yourself
Quit bein scurvey with that blunt bruh!
Cretcher is always hella Scurvey when he be coppin zips. Dude cruises up with a couple grams
Cretcher is always hella Scurvey when he be coppin zips. Dude cruises up with a couple grams
by c.harris July 15, 2017
Originating from East Oakland in the 90s -Describing people that hang around when they're not wanted. aka. Lingerers
Time to bounce Buster Brown.
After he copped a zip, Buster Brown just wouldnt leave.
Buster Brown, You're drunk. Time to go home.
After he copped a zip, Buster Brown just wouldnt leave.
Buster Brown, You're drunk. Time to go home.
by c.harris July 15, 2017
Originating from East Oakland in the 90s. Meaning you are chilling very steadily; most likely at your house - or anywhere where you are solo. Posted up like a lamp.
Austin: Hey cuddy, what are you up to?
Cam: Nothin at all - just lampostin gat the spot .
Cam: Im finna be lamposting all day and watch the Sopranos.
Dylan: Thats dope bruh - hit me up tomorrow.
Cam: Nothin at all - just lampostin gat the spot .
Cam: Im finna be lamposting all day and watch the Sopranos.
Dylan: Thats dope bruh - hit me up tomorrow.
by c.harris July 15, 2017
A middle eastern immigrant in America who usually works at a cell phone store, is very skinny and usually has not showered for a week; often wears a turbin with a plain white t-shirts and thick glasses. A Ghandi eats curry for every meal of the day and plays tennis in short shorts with their nine children. If startled or approached with too much aggression the Ghandi will emit a smoke bomb from their anal cavity to escape danger. They have been known to ruin the curve for students involved in engineering and mathematics because their brain is made out of metal.
Damn-that Ghandi at the Metro PCS store smelled terrible!
When I went to smack that Ghandi for getting 100% on the test he dropped his anal smoke bomb and disappeared.
When I went to smack that Ghandi for getting 100% on the test he dropped his anal smoke bomb and disappeared.
by c.harris April 20, 2011
Damn bro, Grace gave me the best AstroJob last night. The headrush when I busted a nut was unreal.
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blowjow dick suck head hand astro job
by c.harris August 28, 2015
A person that is so worthless you would contemplate hanging out with a sack full of doo doo rather than be around them. A person that constantly needs to be reminded that they are worthless because they do not realize it.
Damn- i need to get outta this party, all I see are dumpsacks.
We had to cut that kid from our team, he was such a dumpsack.
We had to cut that kid from our team, he was such a dumpsack.
by c.harris April 20, 2011