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Assterisk 

The doggy style view of a girl's butt hole. Looks similar to an asterisk (*) or a starfish.
Scooter contemplated shooting a load in the clearly visible, puckering assterisk.
Assterisk by thaicougs February 13, 2010

The Asstric Bypass 

The rapid thrusting of a penis through the buttcrack while avoiding penetration; like a hotdog sliding in and out of a bun. See also Appalachian Mundungus
The Asstric Bypass is a good compromise because I love the booty, but she doesn't want to do anal.

asstrickery 

(n) Feats of non-intuitive acumen; the use of non-obvious approaches to problems that are figuratively pulled from the ass of the person who conceives them.
His clever use of the Separating Hyperplane Theorem to derive the boundary of a convex set was quite a piece of asstrickery. We never would have thought to use that ourselves.
asstrickery by asstrickster December 9, 2008

asstetic 

A dick that is so aesthetic that it makes your ass twitch.
Gary sent me a fire nude today. It was so asstetic I was wet throughout my entire math lecture.
asstetic by Zrizt October 3, 2017

Amsterico 

A small city in upstate New York that official name is Amsterdam but is inhabited by a large population of people's from the island of Puerto Rico hence its nickname of Amsterico, causing coupled with a large population of white trash the highest rate of welfare use and heavy hard drug use in New York(except NYC). Also the county it is in has the one of the highest tax rates in the country.
Yo, lets go to Amsterico? Na that place is a shit whole.

astericize 

To banish a sentence from the realm of correctness or grammaticality by putting an asterisk next to it in a linguistics paper.
Huddleston and Pullum astericize sentences like "The townspeople wanted to donate us a prime rib dinner."
astericize by __alphabet__ April 14, 2023