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1. Asterisk
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Not just a symbol(*). But a reference to one's sphincter, specifically the anus.

Notably used by Kurt Vonnegut in his novel Breakfast of Champions. Also appears in the Dresden Dolls song, The Kill.
The infamous Asterisk:

http://www.vonnegut.com/images/art/aug06/01backdoor.jpg
sphincter anus ass asshole crapshoot back door
by Lame. Jan 7, 2009 share this
2. asterisk
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A symbol used almost only for replacing the vowels in a curse word by those who are too scared to type the real word.
use of the asterisk:
b*tch, f*ck, f*g, sh*t, *ssh*le, qu**r, wh*re
asteriks asterix astericks asterexe asterex
by Your seudonym Nov 10, 2009 share this
3. Asterisk
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A ‘roidhead who is stupid enough to think he needs fake muscles to be good at sports.
That kid was such an asterisk I don’t even think he knew what he was doing to himself.
roids steroids juice sports athletes fake fraud
by allstarQB Sep 5, 2008 share this
4. Asterisk
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A small star-shaped symbol used to denote an explanation of the word/phrase that it succeeds.

* <~~~~~~That's an asterisk.
Will: I need to shave*.



*Will is seven years old.
by Diggity Monkeez Mar 3, 2005 share this
5. asterisk
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A symbol used to signify action when talking on IMs.
The asterisk is the * symbol.

Guy one: *cough* loser. What were you thinking? *bitch slaps*

Guy two: I don't know. Anyone could have made that mistake.
azterixk * astresk atrisk aksterisk askterisk
by Gibberling Feb 15, 2006 share this
6. asterisk
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asterisk is open source PBX software designed for the Linux operating system.

asterisk eliminates the need of buying hundreds or even thousands of dollars worth of dedicated PBX hardware.

Aside from Linux, asterisk also runs on various other operating systems, including: BSD, OS X, and now the Windows operating system using "AstWind" package.
Admin: We need a PBX for our organization, but we're kinda low on cash to buy expensive PBX hardware...

Assistant: No problem! Use asterisk, the open source Linux PBX.

Admin: I feel so stupid...
by Qbert Feb 2, 2005 share this
7. Asterisk
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A small star-shaped symbol used to denote an explanation of the word/phrase that precedes it.

* <~~~~~~That's an asterisk.
Owen: This is our most embarrassing defeat since the UFTA Upset of '79*.




*Owen is just making up the UFTA Upset of '79.
by Diggity Monkeez Mar 3, 2005 share this
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