The result of a sexual rendezvous on a rooftop; usually affecting the naked bum of the person spending the most time on the bottom. Symptoms include redness, sore cheeks and limited movement. Treatment includes massage and consumption of alcohol. You may want to go back up on the roof and take 2, but remain on top; therefore evening up the score. Now you both are shingle-assed.
we roof-hung last night and I rode him like a mechanical bull... he got shingle ass for sure!
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.