antiquititties 

1. n. A very old set of breasts.
2. n. An old set of breasts that are still precious because of well earned fame or appreciation.

Raquel Welch has a fine set of antiquititties.

antiquititties by picc285 April 13, 2019

Antique Blonde

When a woman's greyish/silver hair is showing when her blonde dye job is fading.

Marsha needs to pick up some Nice and Easy touch up to cover her Antique Blonde colour.

Antique Blonde by will bitten September 13, 2017

Antipeen 

A penis so small, its actually stretching backwards through your ass all the way from here to Mars.
The existence of an antipeen would bring down the avegare penis size to about 4mm, as it would measure about -472 billion mm.

Guy 1: I wish the average penis size is 4mm.
TheMonkeysPaw: Granted, you now have an Antipeen.
Guy 2: That sucks, dude.

Antipeen by Maxence05_ November 6, 2019

flatulus antiquitus 

old fart: with all due respect.

Are you coming to the party, or are you the flatulus antiquitus your birth certificate suggests?

flatulus antiquitus by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 24, 2009

Antiegoseismic 

The belief that earthquakes are driven away from your relative location in the world, even as you change places

Link: I think that Earthquakes in California stopped because we moved to California
Rhett: That's rather egoseismic thinking, isn't it?
Link: Actually, it's Antiegoseismic thinking

Antiegoseismic by StupidButCunning June 12, 2012

Antidestressant

Anything that causes you copious amounts of stress. An antidestressant can be a person, a job, school, etc.

Neil: "Man, everyone is dumping their problems on me lately and I got all this other stuff I gotta do and I feel like I'm gonna explode!"
Bob: "You need to back of the antidestressants and just learn to relax!"

Antidestressant by Ehrris August 13, 2012

Antihero 

Antihero is basically both....can be a good guy or bad! He wont mind to kill if needed to! But will also save the day & fight for what's right

Venom & deadpool are both antihero They don't mind to kill or fight anyone in the way! But will also do the right thing to save the day!

Antihero by Tristan V October 4, 2019