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2 definitions by StupidButCunning

 
1.
The belief that earthquakes are driven away from your relative location in the world, even as you change places
Link: I think that Earthquakes in California stopped because we moved to California
Rhett: That's rather egoseismic thinking, isn't it?
Link: Actually, it's Antiegoseismic thinking
by StupidButCunning March 05, 2012
 
2.
The belief that your location directly effects the locations of earthquakes throughout the world
Link: I think that us moving out to California caused the Earthquakes to stop
Rhett: That's rather egoseismic thinking there
by StupidButCunning March 05, 2012