4 definitions by Maxence05_
Guy 1: Yo, have you seen those jehova witnesses last night?
Guy 2: yeah man, I reverse-followed them all day! I was un-jehoving!
Guy 1: Damn dude, you gotta stop all that reverse-following!
Guy 2: yeah man, I reverse-followed them all day! I was un-jehoving!
Guy 1: Damn dude, you gotta stop all that reverse-following!
by Maxence05_ April 4, 2019
A penis so small, its actually stretching backwards through your ass all the way from here to Mars.
The existence of an antipeen would bring down the avegare penis size to about 4mm, as it would measure about -472 billion mm.
The existence of an antipeen would bring down the avegare penis size to about 4mm, as it would measure about -472 billion mm.
Guy 1: I wish the average penis size is 4mm.
TheMonkeysPaw: Granted, you now have an Antipeen.
Guy 2: That sucks, dude.
TheMonkeysPaw: Granted, you now have an Antipeen.
Guy 2: That sucks, dude.
by Maxence05_ November 6, 2019
The opposite of what a jehova's witness does. Instead of following people around to spread the word of god, you'll run from people to keep your beliefs to yourself.
Un-jehoving is pretty much identical as "Reverse-following"
Un-jehoving is pretty much identical as "Reverse-following"
Jehova's Witness: Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about god?
Person who is un-jehoving: No!
Person who is un-jehoving: No!
by Maxence05_ April 5, 2019
Guy #1: Hey bruh, can you give me a glass of water? My girlfriend's got Sea Pussy!
Guy #2: Oh shit, yeah dude here you go... Did you hear the ocean?
Guy #1: Yeah, it was very soothing.
Guy #2: Oh shit, yeah dude here you go... Did you hear the ocean?
Guy #1: Yeah, it was very soothing.
by Maxence05_ June 7, 2019