(n) The oppposite of a chode; a long, stringy, unusually thin penis. Can be associated with tall people with a body type similar to the antichode itself, often "nerdy" or "dorky" in nature and befitting the qualities of someone who seems like they absolutely must have an antichode.
This limp string bean looks kind of like an antichode.
That lanky douche must have an antichode - I mean look at him!
Whoa, do you see that tree!? The slender shape of its trunk is identical to that of my pedophile priest's antichode!
The word artichode stems off the word chode and the use of the prefix arti- adds to the effect. Note how it sounds like artichoke and so can be used in the presence of those unknown to this form of language.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.