(n) The oppposite of a chode; a long, stringy, unusually thin penis. Can be associated with tall people with a body type similar to the antichode itself, often "nerdy" or "dorky" in nature and befitting the qualities of someone who seems like they absolutely must have an antichode.
This limp string bean looks kind of like an antichode.
That lanky douche must have an antichode - I mean look at him!
Whoa, do you see that tree!? The slender shape of its trunk is identical to that of my pedophile priest's antichode!
The word artichode stems off the word chode and the use of the prefix arti- adds to the effect. Note how it sounds like artichoke and so can be used in the presence of those unknown to this form of language.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)