anti-chode
anti-chode by Pip E. Burn April 4, 2005
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antichode
(n) The oppposite of a chode; a long, stringy, unusually thin penis. Can be associated with tall people with a body type similar to the antichode itself, often "nerdy" or "dorky" in nature and befitting the qualities of someone who seems like they absolutely must have an antichode.
This limp string bean looks kind of like an antichode.
That lanky douche must have an antichode - I mean look at him!
Whoa, do you see that tree!? The slender shape of its trunk is identical to that of my pedophile priest's antichode!
That lanky douche must have an antichode - I mean look at him!
Whoa, do you see that tree!? The slender shape of its trunk is identical to that of my pedophile priest's antichode!
antichode by Doosledorf June 14, 2008
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Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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bullshot
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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