abermommy & Bitch

What you call Abercrombie and Fitch to the retards that go there.

kid: 'dude check out these pants!'
you: '(laugh) hahah! do you shop at Abermommy & Bitch?!... Wow, I knew you were retarded! I'm going to kill you tonight!'
They'll never know what hit em!

abermommy & Bitch by Rhett A July 6, 2008

Abercomby and Bitch

A play on common US clothing brand 'Abercromby and Fitch' to aptly describe the demeaning behavior of the patrons of that business. These people pay outrageous prices to wear clothes that look pre-worn and have advertising stamped all over them in large bold lettering.

Commonly purchased by suburbanite children with too much money, very very gay boys, or straight guys that wont be straight for long. They often think you are a lesser person for not wearing the brand daily and blatantly. They believe foolishly that they are somehow more important or empowered by their tattered jeans and wrinkled shirts.

see: fool, moron, fake, flake, plastic

This little abercomby and bitch type talked to me the other day but lost interest after I mentioned I don't have time for pansie princesses.

Abercomby and Bitch by Erock82 August 14, 2008

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Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

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