Yordification is usually when a teenage drag queen or "Teen Queen" meaning a teenage aged makeup artist in the Insta drag community, gets Yordified, during a Yordification ceremony, Empress Yordi will YORDIFY you. It is official when the Divine Empress Yordi states "You have officially been yordified," or "Get yordified loser." During the Ceremony, Countess Finna states "IT'S YORDIFICATION TIME!" Normally, afterward, everybody celebrates at Ami's trailer with a classic Backyard Barbeque.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!