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Wompum is a great game for small groups (usually around 15-30 people) in wich everyone says their name before the game begins. After everyone is familiar with everyone elses names, the game begins:

The players sit in a circle while one person in the middle is "it". The it person is given a pillow. Then one designated player from the circle has to stand up, say his/her name then another player's name. Then the other person, whos name has just been called, must say their name and another player's name. And it goes on like that. BUT, when someones named is called, the "it" person has to try to hit that person with the pillow before they can say their own name then someone elses. IF someone is hit before they say their name and somebody elses, they are the it person and must hit someone else with the pillow.

What the players say in Wompum:

Sarah: "Sara, Bob."
Bob: "Bob, Ashley"
Ashley: "Ashley, Ben".

What the "it" person does in Wompum:

Tries to hit Ashley before she says "Ashley, Ben."
wompum by erfquake November 28, 2007
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cock wompum 

cock wompum, cock wompem, cock wompin'

an initial reference to money(1), this term can be used in everyday life for a variety of expresions, much like the phrase "dude".

the "-um" ending can be used to express a distaste in something or someone(2), or the praise of something/someone(3).

the "-em" ending is a verb that calls for action to be made(4) or to describe actions that have taken place(5)

the "-in" ending is also verb, but this one descrides an action as it is happening(6)

the word is always open to new conjugations. HAPPY CONJUGATING EVERYONE!
(1)"A years subscription to Hustler will run you about 42 cock wompum."

(2) After seeing the bill for her breast augmentation Bomtwan said,"That's fucking cock wompum!"

(3) "That Jesus dude is cock wompum."

(4) When Billy Bob and his buddies saw a man who seemed he could be a homosexual, his buddies told him to cock wompem'.

(5) After the touchdown catch, the fan yelled, "Cock wompem'!"

(6) While little Jimmy was boning his girlfriend, his mom banged on the door and said,"What are you doing?!" Jimmy responded,"I'm cock wompin' ,ma!"
cock wompum by Dr. Ahktar December 20, 2008
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