Wankmallet 

A person in possession of a large cakehole who insists on hammering on about mundane and uninteresting shite.

Did ye hear that shite Tam wiz hittin oot wi? Naw I never listen tae a word that Wankmallet said.

Wankmallet by Blakklore May 6, 2014

wankpellet

someone who is extremely irritating

jog on wankpellet
go away asswipe

wankpellet by roxy101 April 16, 2011