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To falsely confess to downloading pornographic material to get the real culprit out of trouble.
Oh shit, I forgot to wipe my porn from my girlfriend's laptop!

Don't worry, I'll tell her it was me, I'll take a wank bullet for you buddy!
by Brittas October 06, 2009

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When you have watched porn on someones computer without their permission and they find out. Your friend takes the blame and says they have a wanking problem.
John: Fred I lent you my computer the over day and found a video of a gay gang bang.

Fred: It wasn't me.

Clive: It was my fault fred popped out for a coffee and I was watching it. I have a wanking disorder and I knock one out 12 times a day.

(John leaves)

Clive: I just took a wank bullet for you.
by jimmy0121 October 06, 2009

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