Another word for vagina. (Based from the word, vagitarian, one who strictly eats vaginas. Vagitarian comes from the word vegetarian, one who strictly eats vegetables.)

Lesbian mom: Eat your vagitables everyday so you can grow big and strong! Like a real dyke!
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Vagitable Ad: One bottle of vagitable juice contains 8 servings of vagitables!
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Chelsea: How did you lose so much weight? You look great!
Olivia: I became a vagitarian.

vagitable by Chelicopter October 21, 2010

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vagitate

to irritate the vagina, usually due to excessive copulation

My man was so drunk last night, he just kept fucking me but wouldn't cum. He didn't please me at all, in fact all he really did was vagitate me...

vagitate by pornhorn50 January 11, 2010

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vagtache

Hair grown around the vagina in the shape of a moustache

Man - What's that meant to be growing around your vagina?

Woman - That's my handle bar vagtache

vagtache by Grnzook March 1, 2009

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vagiface

If you happen to experience the rare sighting of the ever so elusive perfectly shaped -albeit somewhat ginger- face beard of an Alaskan fisherman from Texas....my friends...that is the Vagiface.

VAJ.UH.FACE.

"It's ok I'm sure it's very appealing! It is most definitely better then my Vag of a face. Vagiface."

"Vagiface?"

"Yes. Vagiface for short."

"Vagiface. Yes. I aprove! Ill go add it to Urban Dictionary...post haste!"

vagiface by WhipperSnapper December 3, 2016

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