vagtache

Hair grown around the vagina in the shape of a moustache

Man - What's that meant to be growing around your vagina?

Woman - That's my handle bar vagtache

vagtache by Grnzook March 1, 2009

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Vagitache

Pubic hair surrounding female genitals. Derived from "vagina" and "moustache".

A brazillian - what sort of funky vagitache is that?

Vagitache by Wilhelm Jagg February 4, 2010

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vagtache • Vagstache • Vagitache

Vagstache

A mustache located on the vagina, created by shaving the pubes in a fashion that makes it resemble a mustache.

Girl: Hey honey, I'm thinking about growing a vagstache!
Guy: NOPE NOPE NOPE

Vagstache by Dolus May 1, 2012

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Vagstache

A form of ladyscaping where the pubic hair is trimmed to resemble a mustache. Also looks like a horizontal landing strip.

Dude, check out the chicks vagstache.
Charlie Chaplins upper lip looks like my upper lips.

Vagstache by the DUDE June 1, 2012

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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