Usefulessness 

To be so useless that you do not own a dictionary; or the ignorant response in explaining your own uselessness.

My usefulessness exemplified is by my inability to own a dictionary. BLEEOUW.

Usefulessness by John Bleouw November 5, 2010

Uselessness 

Sakura,

A useless bitch.

This world shall know uselessness.

Uselessness by TEEHEEx6 September 11, 2020

Early Onset Functional Uselessness

When someone loses the ability to navigate new technology too early in their life.

He asked me how to turn on the Apple TV? He must have Early Onset Functional Uselessness, he’s only 37.

Early Onset Functional Uselessness by t joey November 7, 2019

uselessness 

Sakura Haruno

Sakura: I finally caught up to you guys!!!

everyone: why is uselessness even trying

uselessness by bonelessburger January 20, 2019

uselessness 

Uselessness is a perfect word to define Sakura. Sakura Haruno is a Naruto character. She is the most useless character who is written by a human. Some people suggested aliens wrote this character since it's impossible to imagine that level of uselessness.

mom: Could you be more useless.
me: *switching to Sakura with my Omnitrix*

mom: that level of uselessness is almost impossible

uselessness by bonelessburger March 6, 2019

Uselessness 

Eskom the true definition of useless gives us tips on how to save electricity when we don't have any

The uselessness of eskom is legendary

Uselessness by Blackheart191829 January 24, 2023