Twitteridus

twitteridus: #when#you #cant #stop #hashtaging #after #anything #you #say

Boy: Want to here a joke #comedy

Girl: No need to hash tag there... definitely twitteridus

Boy: Why are you so moody #question

Twitteridus by HighPowerJones January 24, 2012

twitteridiot 

Noun: 1. Person who uses Twitter to broadcast asinine pronouncements, petty complaints, churlish insults, insane misjudgments, misogynistic rantings, reckless accusations, absurd vulgarities, vindictiveness unlimited, and/or unhinged ravings, seemingly unaware or unconcerned with their veracity, propriety or wisdom.

2. Person who apparently does not realize how Twitter works, and that others much smarter than one's self will be seeing and reading posted tweets and passing judgment on the character of the writer. (Note: Definition 2 does not preclude Definition 1.)

1. That Donald — such a twitteridiot to be tweeting in the middle of the night about trivial slights.

2. Grandpa's a total twitteridiot; he confuses tweeting with private texting.

twitteridiot by I'mTheDoctor2 December 17, 2016

TwitterDee and TwitterDum 

Neophite Twitter subscribers that flood followers ( usually relatives or family )with nonsensical tweets escalting in triviality with each subequent tweet from their counterpart.

TwitterDee : Big sale at Macy's!
TwitterDum : Sales at Macys are great!
TwitterDee : Macy's has better sales than anyone!
TwitterDum : Macy's has the best sales ever.

Dave turns off his cell phone. " Geezus, I have to get to a PC pronto...to drop TwitterDee and TwitterDum...Aunt Sara and Aunt Edna . Without hurting their feelings..."

TwitterDee and TwitterDum by GFeet March 14, 2009

twitteritis

A term describing a not-so-rare messaging condition linked to the use of twitter, a micro blogging technology. The condition arises when one becomes diseased with sharing every aspect of what they are doing all the time, everywhere.

Twitteritis can be identified by overuse of twitter.com - when someone is brushing their hair - they rush to their browser to twitter that they are brushing their hair or to share that they are petting their cat, scooping ice cream...

twitteritis by Lorrie Thomas December 30, 2008

twitteroids 

Swelling and inflammation of vascular tissues in the anal canal as a result of sitting on the toilet for long periods of time while tweeting, blogging, texting, status updating or otherwise engaging in the creation or perusal of text based commentary through an internet connected device.

I tweeted for so long on the toilet, I think I gave myself twitteroids.

twitteroids by Visagoth January 15, 2011

Twitterus 

Pronounced as : Twitt-er-us

A person who uses Twitter to Twit useless shit that no one in the world cares about.

(T)houghts (W)hich (I) (T)ype (T)hat (E)xemplify (R)eally (U)seless (S)hit.

1) Baxter is such a twitterus.

2) Did you see Baxters twitterhea about his job, what a twitterus.

Twitterus by OSH and HWL June 23, 2009

Twitterbust 

When someone @replies/mentions you and it feels so good you blow a load.

Omg if she mentions me on twitter one more time I'm going to twitterbust

Twitterbust by LOLocaust666 December 23, 2009