subscribers that flood followers ( usually relatives or family )with nonsensical tweets
escalting in triviality with each subequent tweet
from their counterpart.
TwitterDee : Big sale at Macy's!
TwitterDum : Sales at Macys are great!
TwitterDee : Macy's has better sales than anyone!
TwitterDum : Macy's has the best sales ever.
Dave turns off his cell phone. " Geezus, I have to get to a PC pronto...to drop TwitterDee and TwitterDum...Aunt Sara and Aunt Edna . Without hurting their feelings..."
an⋅twit⋅i⋅pa⋅tion –noun 1. the act of anticipating a tweet or the state of anixety experienced when a tweet is being anticipated by a subscribers follower on Twitter
2. realization of a tweet in advance; foretaste.
3. expectation or hope of a tweet, usually from a "celebrity" the follower doesn't know personally.
Megan awaited the tweet from Kevin (Jonas)anouncing the local concert date with keen antwitipation.
"Oh kevin just sent me the concert date!" Megan cried.
"Kevin." " "Sent you?" " Riiiiight..." Megan's brother Josh said with deep scepticism.
1. The juvinile pronunciation of the name of the great state of New Hampshire.
(Text-a-pate, Text-a-pa-tion) The inability to send coherent text messages before the SMS character limit is reached.
Text from Linda to Dave: Hi Dave. I was thinking. maybe we should go see a movie like we almost did the other night. Laugh On Line! So , perhaps we should see The
Dave Replies : WTF? Textapated?
A person who is the fastest Blackberry user( or texter) in a group or organization. The designation of Top Thumb goes to the person who can reply the fastest to emails from the boss, point out errors in your messages and otherwise make mere normal mortals appear foolish and clumsy.
1. Jester is in a sales meeting and just sent his long Blackberry email he spent 1 hour thumbing explaining the last sales report. 2 seconds pass, his Blackberry tones a new email has arrived:
From : Maverick
Re: Error on Sales Report Email from Jester
Jester holsters his Blackberry and hangs his head in shame. To all those in attendance, Jester just crashed and burned. Maverick is now Top Thumb.
2. " Oh look , heres a mesage from Dave ( the boss) asking for suggestions for the new sales campaign!"
5 seconds later..." Ice Man thinks to himself: Here's my opportunity to submit the idea I discussed at the ( Blackberry tones a new email has arrived) ...F@1~&! me! Maverick already replied! With my idea! How in the f%4#& does he do that?" Damn he'll always be Top Thumb around here...."
February 17, 2009
Derogatory name for the Seattle Seahawks football club. The Suckhawks are located in a city where it rains all the time and is famous for geeks like Bill gates and Fraiser. The Seahawk...excuse me...Suckhawks are are best known for mediocrity ; an overated coach(now departed), and turning great players into mediocre ones and a monumental collapse in Superbowl 40
Bill: Hey Dave, I got Suckhawks seasons tickets at a yard sale!
Dave: Really, how much?
Bill: Nuttin, I traded for my first season A Team DVDs.
Dave: Boy you got screwed.
A catch all excuse for plagerism
by public figures, politicians and occasionally ,students.
1. Governor Palin's office explains the use of unattributed material from a four year old Newt Gingrich article that she used in a recent speech as "poor staff work".
2. Professor Smith: Mr Jones, I have read your speech that you "wrote" for your semester project . I must say , it bears an uncanny
resemblance to the Gettysburg
Address, the reference to "your friend Abe" not withstanding. Your explanation?
Mr . Jones: Oh...sorry dude , poor staff work.