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Twitter is a social networking site, where you can update your status or look/reply to someone else's status.
I update my Twitter because I'm bored.
by MisaTange July 05, 2009
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The most effective way to tally up the stupid part of the world's population since the lottery. Also facilitates studies of their behavioral and herding patterns (i.e. following a person on tweeter). A perfect tool for stalkers and burglars since twitter users voluntarily disclose information about their whereabouts and activities.
"Hey I found this huge group of people on twitter who twit about every mundane detail of their boring lives. I think I'm going to follow them."
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1. A website that is completely irrelevant to life in general. Basically meant for celebrities, but used by idiots that think people give a shit what they 'tweet' about.

2. Another way to hear things from Shaq that make you giggle inside a little bit.
1. Joe the plummer: Oh boy, now that I know how to use twitter people will finally know who I am and care about what I say!

Nobody: .......

2. Bob: Hey Jim! Did you get the latest silly thing from Shaq (giggling).

Jim: Yeah I did (not giving a flying fuck), but I still am bewildered why the hell anyone else uses this.
by Kickenwings June 15, 2009
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the place where fandoms congregate and rule; the place to easily stalk.
Twitter is so much better than Facebook wow
by kylieoops July 02, 2013
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Something I cannot stand, the most annoying fucking thing in the world.
I have twitter! WOW bro your a fucking douchebag.
by Sickofmakingshitup March 23, 2010
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A very stuffy and boring site out there. A stalkers dream true.
MySpace has annoying music and annoying layouts.
Facebook has annoying apps and annoying people.
YouTube has annoying videos and annoying comments.
Twitter just has annoying stalkers.
by ..09 May 16, 2009
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A site where you think people care, when they're really laughing at how pathetic you look.
A Twitter: I'm watching TV!!!!!!!!!

A person who cares for some reason: Cool!!!!

A person who has a life: Wtf? I don't give a shit!

A Twitter: I'm taking a shit!

A person who cares for some reason: Oh my god!!!!

A person who has a life: ........
by General Radec August 10, 2009
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